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Vlog?

If I should Vlog about anything what should it be? I’ve been enticed by Ben Taylor after his amusing videos regarding NOT visiting reddit. See here.

So if I can Vlog about ANYTHING. What should it be? I really can’t think of anything interesting to talk about >.>

Nobody have been commenting on my stuff lately, makes me a sad panda :(

HowTo: Slimming down your Windows 7

When I was on Windows XP I had this crazy obsession with making XP as slim as possible. I made custom XP installs slipstreamed with the most recent updates, disabled all the unnecessary services and only used apps that had small memory footprints.

I believe I got it down to around 18 processes on start up. Then I moved to Ubuntu and all these obsessions went away. I mean, Ubuntu would just keep chugging no matter how much crap I chucked at it.

Now I’m on Windows 7 and whilst those crazy obsessions have NOT returned, it does interest me as to what I can disable to get the most out of my system.

So here is a list of all the services I decided to disable. Just type services.msc in the start menu and hit enter. Double click the service, select stop and then “disable” from the drop down.

Disclaimer: I’m not responsible for ANYTHING yada yada yada.

  1. Diagnostic Policy Service
    This is basically that thing that goes “Windows have detected a problem, would you like to check for solutions?” TBH, the advice from that thing is actually quite useful. But I don’t really need it.
  2. Distributed Link Tracking Client
    Keeps tracks of all the “linkages”. E.g. You create a shortcut to document A. You move document A to another location. Windows will automatically update all shortcuts to point to that new location so you don’t get “File Not Found” errors. Not very useful if you ask me, unless you’re a shortcut junkie.
  3. Function Discovery Provider Host
    Used for Home Groups. Not useful if you don’t care about sharing files or have other methods of doing so.
  4. Function Discovery Resource Publication
    See 3.
  5. IP Helper
    It’s meant to help transition to IPv6 but I don’t know of any ISPs that even support IPv6 so until they do this service can go bye bye.
  6. Offline Files
    Disgusting.
  7. Peer Name Resolution Protocol
    When was the last time anyone used Remote Assistance?
  8. Peer Networking Grouping
    See 7.
  9. Peer Networking Identity Manager
    See 7.
  10. Problem Reports and Solutions Control Panel Support
    This can be disabled in the control panel. I don’t care too much for error reports.
  11. Windows Connect Now – Config Registrar
    Unless you have a “Compatible with Windows 7″ sticker on your router, this is useless.
  12. Windows Media Player Network Sharing Service
    Interesting service, but I won’t ever be sharing music over the network.

I recommend you keep a list of all your changes and revert back if there are any problems.

That’s it for now. I have several other blogs lined up but just haven’t been bothered posting them. The lack of comments saddens me.

The Sims

Don’t diss the Sims

Let me set the scene. The year was 2000, I’ve just finished my selective school test so my life for the next 6 years was set.

I was visiting China for the first time in 4 years, it’s been so long that I hardly remember anything any more. The place where we lived which I thought was huge turned out to be this tiny 3 bedroom apartment. In fact, even now I still picture it to be rather spacious, maybe it’s just the 8 year old me picturing how things were then.

Anyway, I was quite excited. I had a pocket full of cash and back then the conversion rate between AUD to RMB was 1:6. You could buy a decent breakfast for 2 RMB, a decent lunch for 10 RMB, but that’s ignoring the high possibility of catching food poisoning. So I was visiting this local book shop. It wasn’t one of those tiny book shops…it was sorta like the Dymocks equivalent, except they sold all these other random things on the side, such as electronics and video games.

So naturally I was going through the video games section as happy as a fat kid in a candy shop.

I bought three games that day, and of those three games, only one remained till today.

The Sims

Games from Aus usually cost around $100, but I managed to get a legit copy for only $10AUD.

So what does a 12 year old kid do when he gets his hands on a copy of the Sims?

Well…it’s obvious isn’t it?

Sim Bathing

This is promptly followed by going on the toilet which I must say wasn’t as “exciting”. I also managed to find a “nude patch” on the internet that removed the blur. YES I KNOW, I am extremely sad. But come on, the censor gets pretty annoying after a while AND it’s not like Maxis decided to add detailed textures of the human body into the Sims.

To date, I have legit copies of The Sims, Livin’ Large, House Party and Hot Date. Hot Date made and broke me. When I bought Hot Date I was pretty excited. Installed it straight away. It added lots of additional features to the game. For one, there’s more than one type of making out. So naturally I went through every single one of them. It also allowed you to “have fun” in various other locations such as the change room of a clothing shop. Eventually after playing hours and hours on end of the Sims, I eventually got sick of it and didn’t touch it…until yesterday.

So 8 years on, they’ve released the Sims 3. I skipped Sim 2 for some reason, I felt unclean playing it. Also my computer was way to slow to run it well. My current comp struggles slights with the Sims 3, but it’s still playable. No matter what people say about the Sims, it’s still the world’s best selling game of all time. I mean, I tend to play it mostly for the building features, who doesn’t want to build their dream home?

I started to reminisce last night, so I downloaded all the in game music files :)

I’m sure those who’s ever played Sims will remember this song.