The number that I dialed tonight…000.
Wasn’t for anyone I know, was for some bugger on the side of the road. I was driving home at around 1am in the morning and as I was driving past the zebra crossing I noticed a body just lying there. First thing I said was “What the FUCK?!”.
I would [...]

I posted before that I will be moving to TPG from Optus Cable. Well, it’s been around 3 weeks and there has been no progress. I called up Telstra and asked for a status report…
Me: I would like a status report on the transfer
Telstra Rep: Okay give me a moment while I take a look
Me: [...]