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Archive for December, 2006
Maybe I should just stop.
Dec 31st
Why?
Dec 30th
Merry Christmas?
Dec 29th
UAI and My Cake
Dec 22nd
Woke up and checked my UAI. 97.95 for those who care.
If you have a UAI of 99 or above then I’m afraid you are overqualified to read my blog, you’re getting dumber for every word you read.
I find it incredibly sad that this one family friend bothered to look up my name in the paper. I couldn’t even be bothered to do that. I seriously doubt she cares to how well I did mainly just to see how much better or worse I did compared to her daughter. I ended up beating her by about 0.75 or something. She then rings up my mum and asks how well I did, I doubt she would have if her daughter ended up beating me.
It’s really stupid, I can’t remember the last time I’ve actually talked or seen them. Her daughter goes to St. George and I don’t even know her name. All I know is she lives somewhere in Maroubra and wears glasses. The last time I saw her was like back in Year 7 or 8 and it involved basically me sitting on their sofa watching TV with no exchanging looks, conversations or anything. Perhaps I just have this negativity aura around St George people.
The UAI brunch wasn’t as great as I had expected but at least we got some free food.
I left City Hunter for Kogarah at about 3:30 and arrived at about 4:10. I recieved a cake. A chocolate cake. A home made chocolate cake.
I felt much better.
Wii, Ebay and HSC Results
Dec 19th
GA, GPA, AGPA, Condom Kingdom and Pubic Hair
Dec 15th
Summary of the auras at play during GC.
GA
This is the ‘Gay Aura’ it has an AOE radius of 1200 and affects males. Currently Kelvin has a level 3 GA and I have a level 4 GA. Henry is the most vulnerable whilst the Jasons and Kevin seem to be uneffected.
GPA
AKA ‘Gay Pole Aura’. This was derived when we were bowling and Engle keeps on bowling to the right blaming for this pole that stands right next to the lane. Thus the GPA was invented.
AGPA
‘Ant Gay Pole Aura’, instead of going right the ball goes left.
This is pretty much it.
The ‘Condom Kingdom’ incident was rather creepy. Henry and I were looking at shirts so I ended up asking the ‘lady’ *cough*hooker*cough* what the price of the t-shirt was.
Me: Excuse me, do you know what the prices of these t-shirts are?
Her: *leans to one side* *pauses for suspense* *in a seductive voice* Yes I do. *pause again for suspense* Do you?
Me: (Thinks: If I knew I wouldn’t be asking you now would I?) No I don’t
Her: *’normal’ voice’* It’s 1 for 20, 2 for 30.
She’s like mid 40′s or something or at least she looked that old.
Engle has this thing for Henry’s pubes. It’s quiet disturbing. It’s up to an extent where you sorta question yourself "Is he really sharp eyed or is he just purposefully looking up Henry’s pubes.
Often you’d hear Engle exclaiming "Look at this pubic hair" or "Henry there’s pubic hair on the towel" or "Is this your pubic hair in the drain Henry?" Funnily, Engle never questions the ‘hair’ in the ensuite. It seriously makes us wonder what Henry really does in his 40 minute showers.
6 Days and $670 later…
Dec 15th
Me: Thanks
Bouncer: Gay bar
Everybody: Huh?
Bouncer: It’s a gay bar
Me: *turns and walks away immediately*
The moral of the story is…
Dec 10th
!!! ||~><~|| [H☺ley Meeg☺s] ^^ says (12:05 AM):
but ur all guys
!!! ||~><~|| [H☺ley Meeg☺s] ^^ says (12:05 AM):
so chances r
!!! ||~><~|| [H☺ley Meeg☺s] ^^ says (12:05 AM):
if u hav those dreams
!!! ||~><~|| [H☺ley Meeg☺s] ^^ says (12:05 AM):
they’ll also hav those dreams
!!! ||~><~|| [H☺ley Meeg☺s] ^^ says (12:05 AM):
so therefore
!!! ||~><~|| [H☺ley Meeg☺s] ^^ says (12:06 AM):
u may wake up feeling all this sticky stuff
!!! ||~><~|| [H☺ley Meeg☺s] ^^ says (12:06 AM):
but it may not be ur sticky stuff
!!! ||~><~|| [H☺ley Meeg☺s] ^^ says (12:06 AM):
ahahahaha o dear…
!!! ||~><~|| [H☺ley Meeg☺s] ^^ says (12:06 AM):
that is quite wrong
!!! ||~><~|| [H☺ley Meeg☺s] ^^ says (12:06 AM):
watever u do
!!! ||~><~|| [H☺ley Meeg☺s] ^^ says (12:06 AM):
js dont take the double bed
GG Corner Shop
Dec 9th
I was left off work at 12 today, but still get paid until 3. I was still soooo tired this morning. Dunno why, I woke up fine but whilst working I just wanted it to end quickly.
On my way home, I saw the grand opening of "Shopping Paradise", basically it’s an average asian grocery store but multiply it by 10 and you’ll get what I saw. At first when I saw it renovating I was like thinking "That’s the 3rd shop that’s gonna open in this place, probably doomed to fail". But then when I was walking past they literally had a GRAND OPENING. There were like Traditional Asian music playing, dragon heads near the doors and HEAPS of Asians. I get the owner must know his marketing skills. Lots of noise = lots of Asians. This again goes to my Asians will do anything to watch a fight but won’t do shit if it’ll get them in a fight. So then I was thinking "GG Corner shop". It’s opened for over a year now and business is pretty damn good…well it won’t be any longer. The new shop is at a more convenient location and yeah it’s bigger. From what I can see it sells everything, I seriously hope that Kogarah does not turn into Hurstville, I mean sure seeing Asians around is cool and stuff but I would still prefer not to be overwhelmed by them wherever I go.
Galaxy world is fun and all that but it’s like slut central. It’s not healthy. I don’t think I should comment any further in fear of getting murdered, but I’m just so sick of seeing these tryhard asians smoking in a circle with some asian girls in miniskirts not faroff.
Edit:
Deleted Rant…
My bro was singing karaoke all afternoon :S
He kept on repeating the song "Yesterday" and yeah, now it’s stuck in my head and I felt sorta depressed.
After GC I might go and download some karaoke DVDs or something for some recent songs