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Archive for November, 2005
Read me like a book
Nov 17th
I’ve got something better to do…so don’t bother asking.
Nov 16th
001. I miss somebody right now. (Jesus what was I thinking before? Who’s there to miss?)
002. I watch more tv than I used to. (I like my big screen tv, that still doesn’t urge me to watch the trash on TV though)
003. I love olives. (Now that’s random)
004. I love sleeping. (Who doesn’t?)
005. I own lots of books. (I own alot of software…does that count?)
006. I wear glasses or contact lenses. (No thanks)
007. I love to play video games (Doesn’t mean I do)
008. I’ve tried marijuana (Sounds like fun)
009. I’ve watched porn movies. (Name one guy who hasn’t, that does not count guys who are blind!)
010. I have been in a threesome. (Somebody owes me one…not naming who)
011. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (Now who on else would want to admit that?!)
012. I believe honesty is the best policy. (So honestly, you think this is lame right?)
013. I eat meat (I also eat vegetables)
014. I like and respect micheal jackson. (I like an respect Eminem)
015. I curse frequently. (Yeah, I’m looking into that)
016. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (sure have…)
017. I have a hobby. (I like matrix)
018. I’ve been told I have a nice butt. ("Hey John you have a nice butt!" "Oh really?…gee thanks alot!")
019. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (Knife as in a form of protection right? Sure I carry protection)
020. I’ve never broken anyone else’s bones. (THat doesn’t mean I don’t want to)
022. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (I’ll tell you as soon as I think of one okay?)
023. I love rain. (It’s raining men…)
024. I’m paranoid at times. (Don’t you dare fucking static shock me)
025. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Nothing’s that easy especially phonies)
026. I need money right now. (Nope)
027. I love sushi. (I love bukkake even more)
028. I talk really, really fast sometimes. (I rap really, really fast sometimes)
029. I have fresh breath when i wake up. (I can’t tell)
030. I have semi-long hair. (Not a hippy)
031. I have lost money at a casino. (Wonder how that feels…I call your all in)
032. I have at least one brother and/or sister. (sweet, cute, adorable, little brother James)
033. I was born in a country outside Australia (I know where I’m from…do you?)
034. I shave my legs. (I hate hair!)
035. I have a twin. (Ha! Two Johns?!)
037. I couldn’t survive without Caller I.D. (Not knowing makes it more exciting)
038. I like the way I look (I love the way I look with my fashionable clothes and hip designer shoes and let’s forget the bling)
039. I have lied to a good friend in the past 6 months (Honesty is the best policy remember?)
040. I know how to do cornrows. (Who does know? Care to do me?)
041. I am usually pessimistic. (I like to think I’m not)
042. I have mood swings. (Must be that time of month again)
043. I think prostitution should be legalized. (There is not such thing as a clean whore)
044. I think Britney Spears is pretty/hot. (I think alot of people are pretty/hot…what difference does it make?)
045. I have cheated on a significant other. (If there was a significant other to cheat on)
046. I have a hidden talent (What’s the point of having one if nobody knows?)
047. I’m always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (*eats an apple*
048. I think that I’m popular. (I’m not Steven…sorry)
049. I am currently single. (Sure am…*winks*)
050. I have kissed someone of the same sex (Not on the mouth though)
052. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (WTF?!)
053. I love to shop. (Shop for what)
054. I would rather shop than eat. (Eating is first priority)
055. I would classify myself as ghetto. (In da hood homie)
056. I’m bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders. (What the?)
057. I’m obsessed with my blog! (Sure am)
058. I don’t hate anyone. (I’m sure there’s always some retard to hate)
059. I’m a pretty good dancer (Care to dance?)
060. I don’t think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington (Who’s Desiree Washington?)
061. I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (My muim’s cool)
062. I have a mobile phone. (Who doesn’t?)
063. I watch MTV on a daily basis. (If I had MTV)
065. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (Don’t think I have)
067. I have been in a real relationship before. (Is that a joke?)
068. I’ve rejected someone before. (I would guess that fits in with the context of dating so no…not yet)
069. I currently have a crush on someone. (So what are my choices?)
070. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (AI anybody?)
071. I want to have children in the future. (…in the future)
072. I have changed a diaper before. (experience is always good)
073. I’ve had the cops called on me before. (FFS, I’m NOT a terrorist!)
074. I bite my nails. (Nope)
075. I’m not allergic to anything deadly (Hopefully not)
Well…just random stuff to fill you in…
Nov 14th
Love me or hate me…what difference does it make?
Nov 12th
I wouldn’t want to read my blog neither.
Nov 10th
Some people expect to walk into the hairdresser as one person and walk out as another…
Nov 5th
It feels like a Friday…
Nov 3rd
Go, go, go shawty
It’s your birthday
We gon’ party like it’s yo birthday
We gon’ sip Bacardi like it’s your birthday
And you know we don’t give a fuck
It’s not your birthday!"