Archive for November, 2005

Read me like a book

Is my blog emo? I mean, I have the Eminem pic in my profile, the black animated banner that contains a profanity, and not to mention the ‘sad’ blog entries.
 
Though in contrast with that, I don’t have a black theme and my photo album is generally happy.
 
So anyways, I got manipulated by my mother again. She reads me like a book I swear.
 
Mum: Any news?
Me: No
Mum: Have you got your maths results yet?
Me: No
*repeats same question in various ways with same response*
Mum: You haven’t got it or have you just got a bad result?
Me: *feeling extremely extremely guilty*…bad result
*continues on how bad it was etc*
Mum: Have you got the report?
Me: *feels even more guilty* Yes.
Mum: Let me see it
Me: No
*insert convo here*
Mum: You already told me that it was bad, so it wouldn’t matter showing me your result, unless it’s even worse.
Me: *thinks how do women manipulate people like that?!* Fine…
*gets report*
 
I’m not going into any more detail.
 
There’s a certain level of shame mixed with guilt in all of this. It’s the first time I’ve become so ashamed of my report that I wasn’t planning on showing them. I am extremely bad at lying as most will find.
 
I mean, it was scary. I’m the exact opposite of my mother. She was a straight A student, class leader every year, became captain of her schools (these are for both Primary and Highschool) and then received a degree in Chinese Literature or something along the lines of Chinese Literature.
 
…and then you have me. Was I dux of the school in primary? No. Though I was Captain, that captainship was absolutely pathetic (as much as I HATE to admit it). Now in High School, have I came first in anything? No. Was I in the SRC? No. Did I participate in any leadership related activities? No.
 
It’s extremely ironic. 2 Years ago I was saying to myself "if only my English Grade was as good as my Maths". Now it’s the other way round. How did that happen? I have on idea, plus my English Grade wasn’t that great. My year 10 Half Yearly report my best report in the junior years. I was pretty happy with it until came somebody who had pretty much the same grades as me with them going "This is my worst report ever". That’s a great hit to the gut. I just don’t understand, there is no such thing as trying hard anymore. There is no such thing as trying your best anymore. In the end you realise that you didn’t give it 100%, you didn’t give it your best and there will always be someone that does better.
 
I mean I don’t think anybody can feel EMPATHETIC for me right now.
 
Software design is sort of killing me mentally. For me, it’s one of those things I enjoy doing, and cannot stand people doing better. I get jealous, angry, frustrated and it just goes to my head.
 
Okay I do not like accepting the fact that another method is "superior" to my method. It’s EXTREMELY arrogant of people to say so. Their method is far from the best as is mine. Though I like working with best of what I have. Jesus, I just cannot hack my previous mark for my program. But in all, I can see all the flaws, the simplicity of the code, the blandness…
 
Why are people so arrogant? They like to show off and thus get recognised for the simplest of things. Though I guess that’s how you stand out, by showing off skills that you believe others do not have is ignorant and are merely making assumptions based on their own ego. *sings* Anything you can do I can do better. I can do anything better than you. */sings*
 
I make too many excuses for myself. Why is he doing so well in maths? Oh simple, he goes to tutoring. But don’t you go to tutoring as well? Yeah but I went to a crap tutoring college.
 
I guess the most infuriating moment in my life in terms of exams was the Year 9 commerce half yearly. I studied for hours, certain that I would top the class to find myself, as usual, dissapointed with the result. I’m literally sick of seeing others succeed…constantly, time after time. Well, do something about it John. I came 4th in Software Design. Though that sounds like a good number, it isn’t, out of 24 it is far from glorious. I didn’t come 1st or second or third. I came 4th, that’s not even a podium finish. Worked slavishly, programming for 20 hours over the friday night and weekend only to find myself beaten by some guy who did it the night before. I came fourth beaten, by people who had 2-3 more weeks to finish. There I go again, making excuses. It’s extremely frustrating hearing Dam say "Those who get marked first my have their marks altered in terms of what others received."
 
Clock is going to draw the name for program marking tomorrow. All’s fair in love and war, no?
 
The irony in everything…
Them: "Hey John where did you get the code?"
Me: "What do you mean?"
Them: "What site did you rip it off?"
Me: *indignant*
 
Me: "Where did you get your code?"
Them: "Made it myself"
Me: "Yeah but how did you know how to do it?"
Them: "I just did"
Me: "Yeah but you must have learnt it from somewhere…"
Them: "I looked it up"
Me: *indignant*
 
So all of a sudden "looking it up" was different to "ripping it from a site" as they so kindly put it.
 
People tend to undermine others, "My method is better…your method is inefficient, bloated, difficult etc" or to simply put it…crap.
 
Here’s some coding I’m sure everybody can understand:
 
IF "you’re a egotistical, arrogant prick" THEN
          msgbox "Go To Hell"
ELSE
          msgbox "Keep to yourself and leave othes alone"
END IF
 
This will probably be my last blog for now. I’m sorry if I was too deep, agnry, lame, sad, arrogant, ignorant, pathetic, egotistical and any other fancy words you can think of.
 
Peace Up. J-Town down. I’m out.

I’ve got something better to do…so don’t bother asking.

No sport today…reason why? It was raining. So I got home at about 1.15 and then made myself something to eat.
 
I got out Last Samurai and began watching it from Chapter 13 onwards. It was a good movie, would have been better if it had actually followed History and I’m highly sure it didn’t.
 
The second last scene was so out there you know. The e word. It’s just so sad to see Japan right now, modernised, no "honour". Same thing I guess goes for China and the rest of the Asian nations. It would be nice if they had kept some of their traditional living styles.
 
My favourite line in that movie was when Katsumoto asks "You believe a man can change his destiny?" and Algren replies "I think a man does what he can, until his destiny is revealed to him". How screenwriters come up with these lines I have no idea.
 
Surprisingly I haven’t been annoyed that much these days by people.
 
Oh the reason, I’m writing this blog is that I’m staying off MSN until the Assessment Tasks are all over. I’m scared.
 
I have the autostartup turned off for MSN and also deleted the shortcut. I’m so sad that I made my blog my homepage as it will be my only source of connection to the rest of the world.
 
Does anybody remember the 75 things blog that I made back in April this year how it was like bold the statements that are true? I guess I should made a revised edition. I was only reminded of that since I happened to see couple other people with it. *sigh* Many would argue that its lame and I agree. I’ve italicised my own comments next to each statement.
 

001. I miss somebody right now. (Jesus what was I thinking before? Who’s there to miss?)
002. I watch more tv than I used to. (I like my big screen tv, that still doesn’t urge me to watch the trash on TV though)
003. I love olives. (Now that’s random)
004. I love sleeping. (Who doesn’t?)
005. I own lots of books. (I own alot of software…does that count?)
006. I wear glasses or contact lenses. (No thanks)
007. I love to play video games (Doesn’t mean I do)
008. I’ve tried marijuana (Sounds like fun)
009. I’ve watched porn movies. (Name one guy who hasn’t, that does not count guys who are blind!)
010. I have been in a threesome. (Somebody owes me one…not naming who)
011. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (Now who on else would want to admit that?!)
012. I believe honesty is the best policy. (So honestly, you think this is lame right?)
013. I eat meat (I also eat vegetables)
014. I like and respect micheal jackson. (I like an respect Eminem)
015. I curse frequently. (Yeah, I’m looking into that)
016. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (sure have…)
017. I have a hobby. (I like matrix)
018. I’ve been told I have a nice butt. ("Hey John you have a nice butt!" "Oh really?…gee thanks alot!")
019. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (Knife as in a form of protection right? Sure I carry protection)
020. I’ve never broken anyone else’s bones. (THat doesn’t mean I don’t want to)
022. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (I’ll tell you as soon as I think of one okay?)
023. I love rain. (It’s raining men…)
024. I’m paranoid at times. (Don’t you dare fucking static shock me)
025. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Nothing’s that easy especially phonies)
026. I need money right now. (Nope)
027. I love sushi. (I love bukkake even more)
028. I talk really, really fast sometimes. (I rap really, really fast sometimes)
029. I have fresh breath when i wake up. (I can’t tell)
030. I have semi-long hair. (Not a hippy)
031. I have lost money at a casino. (Wonder how that feels…I call your all in)
032. I have at least one brother and/or sister. (sweet, cute, adorable, little brother James)
033. I was born in a country outside Australia (I know where I’m from…do you?)
034. I shave my legs. (I hate hair!)
035. I have a twin. (Ha! Two Johns?!)
037. I couldn’t survive without Caller I.D. (Not knowing makes it more exciting)
038. I like the way I look (I love the way I look with my fashionable clothes and hip designer shoes and let’s forget the bling)
039. I have lied to a good friend in the past 6 months (Honesty is the best policy remember?)
040. I know how to do cornrows. (Who does know? Care to do me?)
041. I am usually pessimistic. (I like to think I’m not)
042. I have mood swings. (Must be that time of month again)
043. I think prostitution should be legalized. (There is not such thing as a clean whore)
044. I think Britney Spears is pretty/hot. (I think alot of people are pretty/hot…what difference does it make?)
045. I have cheated on a significant other. (If there was a significant other to cheat on)
046. I have a hidden talent (What’s the point of having one if nobody knows?)
047. I’m always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (*eats an apple*
048. I think that I’m popular. (I’m not Steven…sorry)
049. I am currently single.  (Sure am…*winks*)
050. I have kissed someone of the same sex (Not on the mouth though)
052. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (WTF?!)
053. I love to shop. (Shop for what)
054. I would rather shop than eat. (Eating is first priority)
055. I would classify myself as ghetto. (In da hood homie)
056. I’m bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders. (What the?)
057. I’m obsessed with my blog! (Sure am)
058. I don’t hate anyone. (I’m sure there’s always some retard to hate)
059. I’m a pretty good dancer (Care to dance?)
060. I don’t think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington (Who’s Desiree Washington?)
061. I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (My muim’s cool)
062. I have a mobile phone. (Who doesn’t?)
063. I watch MTV on a daily basis. (If I had MTV)
065. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (Don’t think I have)
067. I have been in a real relationship before. (Is that a joke?)
068. I’ve rejected someone before. (I would guess that fits in with the context of dating so no…not yet)
069. I currently have a crush on someone. (So what are my choices?)
070. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (AI anybody?)
071. I want to have children in the future. (…in the future)
072. I have changed a diaper before. (experience is always good)
073. I’ve had the cops called on me before. (FFS, I’m NOT a terrorist!)
074. I bite my nails. (Nope)
075. I’m not allergic to anything deadly (Hopefully not)

 
Holy crap that took long to do. Anyways, I’m gonna change, take a short nap and then have dinner, followed by a shower and finally work! Laters all.

Well…just random stuff to fill you in…

I wasn’t thinking about blogging but might as well write something positive for a change instead of all the negativity.
 
Okay firstly, another random encounter I’ve had. Hehe anyways, I was walking to the station early in the morning and as I was approaching the stairs to Kogarah Station…Diana suddenly just jumps out from nowhere next to me…literally. She literally jumped out of nowhere. I was like "whoa…what the?!"
 
Anyways my train was coming so we exchanged couple of lines before I had to run for my train (for once).
 
Anyways, ladiddadida happened at school. Pretty much had 4 free periods, considering we had no teacher for double maths and also I had double Software Design.
 
Okay so the day ended, and I was walking down the stairs home. Just before I ran to catch the train, Diana was like "What time would you be here" and I replied 4 so I was sorta on the look out. So I was walking down, to see her standing next to the station looking extremely bored. Blah blah blah, said that she was just gonna wait there until 5:30 for her friend to finish her work experience, so I just went "You feel like going to my place then?" blah blah blah and then off we went.
 
Got home only to find that the newly purchased Plasma TV was in our living room waiting to be mounted onto the thing-you-put-TVs-on. It was HUGE! Though I’m probably not going to benefit much from it considering I hardly watch any television, my bro would probably benefit the most. So w00t for me, got a large TV, it doubled the size of my previous tv.
 
So anyways, Diana and I played like hards, she messed around with my bro, did a "brothership-bound" thingo with him and planning to do one with me despite the fact that she is not a guy thus not eligible to be a brother. Anyways, didn’t do much at all, not like there is alot to do so she left at about 5 to go wait for her friend.
 
This is all for now, got strike tomorrow, so I guess that is partially good.
 
Better be off to do some work…need to concentrate on everything.
 
edit:
I nearly forgot.
 
Diana: Your brother is so cute!
Me: That’s what they all say.
Diana: Fine he’s ugly, how many people has said that?!
Me: *doesn’t say anything*
*pause*
Me: James, do you think she is ugly?
James: *Looks away in embarrassment*
Diana: *indignant look* *says something which I can’t accurately write out*
Me: *chucks punching bag at her lightly* *turns to James* James is she pretty?
James: *Looks away in embarassement* *softly in muffled voice* I think so
Diana: *indignant* What?! How can you say that?! We formed a brothership together!
Me: *lost* Do you know what he said?
Diana: I think not…?
Me: He said…I think so…
Diana: *does an extremely happy thing that she does*
 
Edit No.2 – 15 November 12:05:13 PM
I’ve decided to change the song on my blog…once again to "The Way I am" – Eminem for many reasons.
1. It’s a song that’s deep
2. It pisses people off for those who hate Eminem
3. It rids the people who hate Eminem on my blog
4. I like Eminem

Love me or hate me…what difference does it make?

Fuck me.
 
I’m like so pissed of and just to think that my day was pretty good. It’s only been the last hour and half or so that has driven me absolutely insane!
 
Okay today was a beautiful day, the weather was perfect, a nice cool breeze with a clear blue sky.
 
Had a wordless encounter with Diana on the bus, she was sitting on the four seater, I was walking by and tapped her left shoulder, she turns around to see nobody there and then turns around to see me with a smirk on my face and then gives a gentle slap on my bag. Hehe, love these weird confrontations if you like with people. I then moved on without saying anything leaving her friends pondering.
 
Everything was turning out to be fine. Had two free periods but then I had this extremely weird "lashing out" period at recess. I just became pissed at people for saying something extremely stupid.
 
The rest of the day was fine, was at on the computer last period to find I had three comments already on my last blog, that amazed me greatly.
 
I get inclined to blog more when I actually get comments. The more random the comments the more inclined I am to blog but trust Siobhan to post with something suss in it, not that I mind anyways, gives a little more spice to this blog doesn’t it?
 
So yeah at 6th I was and still am pondering on who Ari is. The link hasn’t helped me much.
 
Oh shit. Technically today is Saturday isn’t it? Fine then, everything that I wrote occurred yesterday. Jesus.
 
So anyways, there this girl at Gu’s right? She gets excited everytime somebody mentions something about Shangahi. It’s rather amazing. I mean even Kelvin doesn’t get that excited. Hehe Robin is such a legend he was like "All Shangs are fag…except for John, he’s cool" and there I was sitting at the back of the room reading "Alice in Wonderland". Though whether or not he meant it or not, I didn’t really care, but it’s sorta true regarding what he said in the former. Through my experiences, I can’t say I can trust Shangs that greatly. But let’s not get into that shall we?
 
Okay, I got home at 7. Finished dinner at 7:15 and then watched the 7 oclock ABC news in order to plan to do the SEC homework. Finished at 7:30 and was planning to start working on my homework only to realise that my Dad was on the computer…shit.
 
So I then took a nap, was planning to wake up at 9 but then I simply ignored the alarm clock and just went back to sleep. I woke up due to a sneeze and decided to take a shower. Didn’t know what time it was and only to discover it was already 11!
 
So why am I pissed?
 
1. I’m fucking sick again. Shit fuck. Did I catch it from Steven? Do I have a weak immune system? Am I just a fucking pussy? The answers to those questions are most likely…yes.
 
2. I hadn’t got any of the SEC homework done and they were lame enough to make us watch a news program and then discuss about it.
 
3. It would seem that everybody has heard rumours and what not regarding Henry. Fucking hell, people are so fucking stupid and dumb. It’s so fucking pathetic that though some people are academically intelligent they are fucking stupid in every other aspect of life.
 
4. I broke my no msn rule. I was simply going on msn just to ask Kelvin about something and then was going to go offline when the flashing window appeared.
 
5. I’m sick so chances are I’ll be feeling like shit and then not be as productive as I’ll be next week in preparing for the first HSC assessment task…fuck.
 
Man I’ve swore so much in this blog. Haven’t swore this much in like sooo long.
 
The reason I don’t like swearing especially in blogs is the fact that it simply produces a bad image. I mean I’m not Siobhan, I can’t do stuff she does and pull it off.
 
Again you know what? This is probably the latest I’ve ever stayed up until, the fact that I’ve already had 3 hours of sleep does not count the fact that I’m staying up until 1 just to finish writing this blog.
 
It’s also James’s birthday tomorrow. I wonder if any of his friend have any hot sisters…hehe my bad that was uncalled for.
 
Kevin made such a good call at recess today, "Just invite tutoring girls (in reference to the beaching preposition), considering that’s where you guys meet most girls anyway." Hahaha, that is so fucking true!
 
Number of girls I know whom I can actually get along with that wasn’t from tutoring or random outings would equal to zero. Man shut the fuck up, at least I’m fucking admitting it.
 
Anyways, fuck it. I’m outie.

I wouldn’t want to read my blog neither.

It’s been five days since my last blog.
 
I just so sick of hearing all these stories about great people, having a poor life and then doing well in school, receiving honors in Uni and then becoming some person that is able to save lives etc. I here look at my cohort. People who don’t understand the meaning of failure, the mere word not existing in their vocabularly, not tasting the bitterness of failure.
 
I sit here in my school uniform, pondering on the meaning of success. Merely having the abilitiy to express thought does not cut it, you have people being spoon fed since the day they were born, milked with propaganda whose soul aim is to study hard and get rich.
 
That’s the Asian myth isn’t it? To go to school, beat everybody no matter how you do it (all’s fair in love and war…no?), go to uni and then becoming a lawyer and doctor. That’s the Asian dream.
 
I was walking home yesterday and I was thinking regarding the values and attitdes of people. Everybody has different values and attitudes though not one person has the right to say which one is correct. The more I thought about it, the more it unfolded, there are people in this world whom believe that their so called "Values and attitudes" are the most correct…in terms of what they believe. Though I quiet like the idea that "those who know do not tell and those who tell do not know" argument, works on so many levels.
 
I mean I stand by my beliefs and prefer it not to be told to me, rather adapt my own beliefs myself. Then like always, this sense of religion also comes into play here. In every religious belief between lets say a Christian and an athiest, the Christian will most likely attempt to persuade the athiest into thinking that there is a God while the athiest likewise is persuading the Christian that there is no God. It’s a powerful force there…belief. So there I was, walking down Town Square Centre and thought up an analogy…"To change one’s belief is trying to convert a homosexual back into a heterosexual", it’s hard but not impossible…though I do not think such a thing has been done…yet.
 
So then after thinking about homosexuals I thought about Eminem.
 
People HATE Eminem, though I idiolise him. Why? Simple. I hate people.
 
I have absolutely no problem with hating Eminem, sure you hate him but how does that affect me? Do I give a shit if you hate him or love him? I mean the biggest argument people raise to justify their hate is by his persona and that’s the thing, it’s his PERSONA.
 
Do people actually take movies seriously? It’s the movie that attempts to mimick life, not life mimicking movies. So why is a record any different? You must be a fool, and absolute FOOL to take Eminem’s more comical songs literally, what people fail to notice is the fact that he’s more serious songs actually portray a message worth listening to. The problem is that people takes one look into the Hiphop industry, disgusted by the trashy artists and then immediately stamping the ideal on the entire industry.
 
There’s also another thing. My blog. My bloody damned blog. I’ve had praises, I’ve had criticims, though none of which I actually asked for. People are like "It’s sooo long!" or "How long do you spend on it?" Hmmf. Well here’s my response, the time it takes me to write on blog is the time it takes for people to finish half a DOTA game. How long is a DOTA game? 1 hour? 2 hours? 10 minutes?
 
No more MSN for Johnny. It’s also funny how the most random things tends to happen.
 
Yesterday after sport…getting my name marked off, I decided to wait for Jason thinking that he was going to catch a bus. Turns out he was planning to go back to school. So I wondered off in the bus direction. Had this idea to go and checkout the dudes at basketball, as I was walking a bus comes, stops at the bus stop and I was thinking "Should I run?" and then decided not to and simply go to basketball. But then it was taking forever to fill up so I ended up running the last 20 metres or so and got on. Around the half way mark people got on the bus so I moved down and I saw Alice. These random confrontations are so weird.
 
Well, so here it is. My long blog.

Some people expect to walk into the hairdresser as one person and walk out as another…

Superficiality. Materialism. Did you expect a third? Well I’m just going to give you two.
 
Superficiality is what people see us on the surface. It’s really amazing how people say "It’s not who you are on the outside, its what you are on the inside that counts", contrarily I believe the converse. It’s who you are on the outside that makes what you are on the inside. You can be the nicest person on the inside but if you don’t show it on the outside it wouldn’t mean anything.
 
Though sometimes, people do tend to lie a bit don’t they? Saying things they don’t mean, care or feel. All for what reason? Perhaps to achieve something, to take something, to take advantage of something for example. Lying does a lot of stuff. It seriously reminds me of this quote in "Pirates of the Carribean".
 
You can always trust dishonest people…why? Because you can trust them to be dishonest. It’s the honest people you need to look out for, cause you never know when the’ll do something completely…utterly…stupid. Quiet a paradox isn’t it, but it does make great sense, well to me anyways.
 
Materialism is another aspect. People expect to be better than everyone else once they get a haircut, a new watch, sunglasses, phone, music player, necklace, bracelet, earring, clothes etc… Would they be a lesser person without all those things? They’re not neccessities, they’re just STUFF there to look at. Having STUFF makes people feel good about themselves, until they realise that STUFF tend to get outdated and will reach a point where new STUFF must be purchased.
 
I’m sure Homebrand Orange Juice will taste equally good if not better than Just Juice, but then again, I never liked any Just Juice juices except for apple. There is no shame buying a cheaper product, it’s a consumable good, once you use it its gone and nobody will be the wiser. Perhaps thats the reason I want to scratch expensive cars so much, it’s just this idea associated with luxury cars.
 
I guess jealousy plays a big part in all of this as well. People see others with more STUFF than they do thus getting an even better, more expensive version. Happens all the time, one person gets an Ipod 20 Gig, somebody else gets an Ipod 40 gig. Some people may require the need to have STUFF in order to feel good about themselves, this knowledge of having something that nobody else has creates satisfaction.
 
Anyways, lets hope none of the stuff I just wrote are true.

It feels like a Friday…

Thursdays feel like a Friday. Why? Perhaps its due to the fact that I have GUs on Friday arvos. I should seriously work on my time management, I never get up to the things I say I’d do, like writing up Physics notes and actually revising over work, pretty difficult.
 
Everybody seems to be having birthdays these days, every couple of weeks, its somebody’s birthday, and speaking of birthday, James’s birthday is on the 13th. What should I get him? I’ll probably go to Paddy’s and pick up a 3200 phone case for me, a key chain and in the process get something for him. Rather nifty. Or perhaps I should just go to BigW and look for something more decent, I’ll see what happens.
 
It is official, Webb cannot explain physics, each period we spend the lesson listening to him rambling on and on and on.
 
*sigh*
 
There’s really not that much to write about.
 
It’s funny how hypes just die, everybody gets hyped up over one insignificant thing and then eventually everybody knows, and then the next day, everybody is over it. People are so stupid, say dumb things and do even dumber things.
 
An interesting question that arised yesterday whilst we were changing was "3 minutes or not at all?". Take it into context and it all becomes clear.
 
In truth, most will go for "not at all" and thus showing how big their egos are, but then in reality, it probably would be closer to 3 minutes, if it ever got off the first place. It’s pretty sickening if you think about it, 10 guys in one Maths room…changing…whilst discussing something which may take some time for some if not all. If it did happen I doubt anybody will go around discussing it.
 
Anyways, a thought just came to me. James will be inviting girls from his class to his birthday party. Looks like he’s way ahead of me, how embarassing. He’ll be doing fine, that’s for sure.
 
My grandma absolutely drives me nuts!
 
Me: *arrives home*
Gran: John?
Me: Yeah
Gran: Is that you?
Me: Yeah
Gran: Are you home?
Me: *thinks FFS* Yeah
 
This other time:
Me: *Arrives home*
Gran: *to James* Look, your brother’s here. *Turns to me* Are you home John?
Me: Yeah
 
These are all in Chinese, so yeah, Chinese people like to ask rhetorical questions. I mean, there’s only so much I can take, it’s been going on every morning and every afternoon. Plus she spoils my brother, does everything he asks her to, she’s like 78 and you see her sitting on the floorboards playing lego just because my bro asked her to. My brother is so lazy that he doesn’t even fetch he’s own water bottle, why? Because everybody does it for him!
 
Anyway’s somebody think for me. What should I get my turning 6 year old brother? Probably end up getting him a legitimate DVD or something.
 
"Go, go, go, go
Go, go, go shawty
It’s your birthday
We gon’ party like it’s yo birthday
We gon’ sip Bacardi like it’s your birthday
And you know we don’t give a fuck
It’s not your birthday!"
50 Cent - In Da Club
 
Edit: Please tell me if you have my Windows Xp Pro cd or know the person who does!!!